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How many people are involved in the actual production of the magazine?
- There are currently only three of us who actually work on putting the magazine together,
distributing it, and editing. However, we have a lot of contributing writers, columnists, and artists
that send us stuff for the magazine.
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Does Fitshaced accept articles, stories, artwork from non-Fitshaced staff?
- Yes. If we find the material to be funny, witty, grotesque, or weird enough and it is original, we
will most definitely find a use for it (if it does not meet the requirements, Mike will wipe his sweaty
ass with it and send it back to you. Ewwww!).
- How can I get a copy of Fitshaced if I don't have a computer?
- Fitshaced Magazine is now available in a printed hardcopy version. As of now, the number of printed
copies are limited due to financial constraints, but if there is a demand for more copies, we will
certainly supply them.
- Why are you so bitter? Why don't you write about nicer topics?
- Yeah, right. One need only open his eyes to realize why this magazine if so full of angst. Since I
am the head writer and the creator of this magazine, it is often used as a forum for my anger and
ranting. Basically, I hate people and lots of things in society piss me off. I have a very sick sense
of humor and I have managed to find a group of other sick individuals who were willing to work with me
on this project. So we make it our job to share our sick world, negative attitudes, and bitterness with
you. We like hatred, it is hip and
chic.
- How much do you guys actually drink?
- I am not at liberty to say. However, I will say that if we had saved all of the money we spend on
alcohol, we would all be driving nice, new cars and would probably have a lot less loans to pay back.
- Are you Nazis?
- No. We hate everyone equally. Sure, we poke fun on the inner city ghetto trash a lot of the time,
but that is because they are so damned easy to make fun of. I who could pass up the opportunity to mock
a group of people who can't speak clearly, don't work, leach off of the system, complain
about everything, contribute to the growing population of the poor, escalate the crime rates in our
cities, and make the worst music ever. Think about it. We write about what we see on a daily basis.
Living in the shadier areas of Boston, one sees this all of the time. It is hard to not notice it. So,
in order to deal with all of the bullshit we see, we rant about it.
- What do you do when you are not working on the magazine?
- Well, we do all sorts of things. I have other web projects, but when away from the computer I will
play with my Playstation, read comic books, or watch violent TV or cartoons. In fact, that is basically
all any of us do, though some of us do more of one than the other.
- Would you say your political views are more conservative or liberal?
- We are mostly middle of the road, though we lean toward the conservative side a little more. Look
what these neo-communists like Bill Clinton have done for this country: Nothing! Listen up, if you
don't work, you don't eat, you don't live in an apartment and you don't get free health care. Period.
The same goes for illegal aliens. Fuck 'em. Let them die. They shouldn't have come here in the first
place.
- Where did the name come from?
- Our first web project was called Screwed, Glued, and Tattooed.
It was a fitting name and described us very well. SGT soon had a cult following and we decided that it
should spawn the magazine. So the title of the magazine had to be similar to SGT, and since we were
all, for the most part, a bunch of alcoholics, we decided on Shitfaced. Well, we figured the title
wouldn't go over well due to the profanity so we decided to get dyslexic, and voila!
- What's the deal with Satan? Are you devil worshippers?
- No, we aren't devil worshippers (although Jarrod has been known to bite the heads off of chickens).
Face it, Satan sells and the concept is funny.
- What's wrong with Gwen Stefani?
- Everything is wrong with her. Sure, she's cute, but face it, the girl has no talent. She's in a
shitty pop band that has the world believing it is "ska". She's the poster girl for MTV pop-punk crap
music. We are just tired of all the bullshit and have decided to make Gwenie a target. Don't let those
eyes deceive you, brethren. That girl is evil.
- and finally, Who do you have picked to win the Stanley Cup?
- The Flyers. I really hope it comes down to the Flyers and the Red Wings. That would make a really
good series. But the Legion of Doom will prevail.