In a rare formal press conference, the Emperor speaks. He takes personal responsinbility for the Iraq WMD statements in his State of the Union message and implies that now all discussion of the matter is over. He still won't allow declassification of the 9/11 secret information in the interest of National Security (protection of mutual Bush/Saudi interests), stating, "I will never assume the restraint and goodwill of dangerous enemies when lives of our citizens are at work." (Huh? Sure wish this guy could speak English). He then declared the War on Gay Marriage (like we need another one of his wars) because he and his power base still don't understand the principle of not mixing religious beliefs (the Bible says that marriage is between a man and a woman) with government. They want a "Christian America", which would classify us as a religious fundamentalist rogue state like Iran, Saudi Arabia, Israel, Afghanistan, and likely soon Iraq. Then we can declare war on ourselves. Didn't we try that once before in our history.